Kill all the prisoners, because they’re costing us too much money. Wait! No, kill all the politicians, because they’re spending too much money.

“The legend of Sam, the homosexual hermaphrodite.
(The impossibility is half pos…”

“I carry your love like a backpack. I only wish your love had a larger cargo cap…”

“You don’t have the shadow volume to sit next to me in the sunshine of truth.”

“There was an amazing party last night. I would have asked you to come with me, …”