Kindly remove your shoes from my bullshit.

“If I’m having a conversation with my clone, am I having an interior dialogue ex…”

“I used to want to be a missionary, but I don’t believe that’d be the best posit…”

“Being in the womb was like taking a nine-month bath. I wanted to take a shower,…”

“I took a shower under a fountain drink machine at a gas station because it beat…”