Kiss my fairy dust, Bitches!

“...she's just an Italian momma. She worries alot." "Dude, whenever she knew you…”

“Shut off the door and don't let the light hit you in the ass on your way out.”

“Instead of hearing the message he was trying to impress upon me and the impress…”

“But any idiot can see you two are gaga for one another.” As in Lady Gaga? Beca…”