Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!

“Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, "If it weren’t for my horse, I woul…”

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“Apparently there is no profit in the unique, or not enough to make it worthwhil…”

“Just relax and breathe through your ass.”