Last February had 29 days. It wasn’t a leap year, but me and 28 of my clones each remember that month as if it were a day.

“To live a sinless life is good, but if you live in a cave and positively influe…”

“A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could b…”

“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clog…”

“I sell black markers on the black market. I am personally responsible for 50% o…”