Last night I read two books back to back. Tonight I’ll probably read both of those books’ front covers.

“Love is a good thing. Not starving to death is also a good thing. Being in love…”

“I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a heart…”

“A blanket could be used to stop the bleeding. But dammit you’re going to have t…”

“If you can listen to or read anything, but misspelled words offend you, raise y…”