Last night the secrets of the universe were revealed to me, and they had nipples.

“A blanket could be used to help my career. Things have gone cold in this econom…”

“A brick could be used to balance work and play. Just place the brick on the top…”

“I’m surprised there isn’t a jet airplane designed in the shape of a brick. Some…”

“As she walked away she said Thank you. “Thank you,” I replied. I don’t think sh…”