Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire.

“I don’t know the man standing next to me in the mirror. He looks like me, so is…”

“I carry a little plastic tub with me, and I put my most valuable possessions in…”

“If I had my clone take a test for me, it’s likely I’d misspell my own name. And…”

“My name is Mr. Murderedscott. But if you want to know what happened to Scott, I…”