Laying on top of me is better than laying on a bed, because a bed doesn’t give off rising heat, or supply a functioning erection.

“As a balloon expands, so too does my love for you with each passing day. To kno…”

“There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold…”

“A blanket could be used as a cat. Wait, I have that backwards. A cat could be u…”

“Keys, they make it easier to get in and out of doors. So does invisibility.”