Leadership. I separate myself from the pack at such a great distance that it may be said that I’m a leader—a leader of one with followers of none.

“Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a carto…”

“The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s …”

“I hate the phrase “Shit or get off the pot,” because I rarely cook with feces.”

“As a balloon expands, so too does my love for you with each passing day. To kno…”