Leadership is being the first egg in the omelet.

“If you replace the letter "s" with the letter "x," you can make a lot of plural…”

“I’ll put some ice in your coffee, to cover up the fact that it was already cold…”

“Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someo…”

“I’ll drink out of your bra, because I’m thirsty for your love.”