Learn body language so you can not only speak it, but misspeak it too.

“It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your ca…”

“Good things come to those who ate. I’m going to wait to eat. I just got done sw…”

“My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.”

“I watch my feet as I walk along. Left, right, left, right, why is everything ab…”