Leo felt trapped. He’d once been stuck in a cave on top of Pikes Peak, surrounded by a pack of werewolves. Another time he’d been stuck in an abandoned factory with a family of evil Cyclopes. But this—standing in an open clearing with a dozen pretty girls—was much worse.

“I smelled barbecue before I reached the house, and that made me madder than eve…”

“Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like…”

“He was rewarded with a silver-and-red can of soda. He brandished it at the dolp…”

“How did you die?""We er....drowned in a bathtub.""All three of you?""It was a b…”