Let me get this straight. Your table ran away because you polished it with Windex?

“Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.”

“At the rear of the bus, the driver wrenched a big chunk of smoking metal out of…”

“Our camels plodded along. Katrina tried to kiss, or possibly spit on Hindenburg…”

“hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible …”