Let my hand be a blanket for my penis.


“If you were running away from me, down a straight hallway with an oiled hardwoo…”

“Obesity isn't as cool as it used to be, back in the earlier centuries. Before i…”

“A brick could be renamed something clever and cute, like President, and repacka…”

“Her name is Coy. She’s shy, and I found her in my pond.”