Liar, liar pants on fire.

“You have a lovely castle,” she noted, looking around while sitting on a couch a…”

“The best part, however, was watching Rocky eat a pile of custard-filled, hot fu…”

“One thing I’d learned in life was that women could bitch about their men until …”

“Fuck,” he muttered.…“Language in front of the girls,” I snapped.“Baby, they hea…”