Lie to me. Just to console my soul.

“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”

“A large boiling pot of water is not a Jacuzzi. Still, I think you should jump i…”

“A brick could be used to remind me of you. Of course, so could a photograph, bu…”

“Whenever I schedule an appointment, my general rule of thumb is, tomorrow is be…”