Life is is, while death is isn’t. Isn’t that also what you believe? Or is it what you believe?

“My last phone call was totally uncalled for. Well, not totally. More like 99.88…”

“I walk everywhere wearing orange pants, an orange vest, and a yellow bicycle he…”

“A brick could be used to sell new shoes to a man with no hands. I would say a b…”

“I want to eat rabbit stew out of an empty turtle shell.”