Life is made up of only one thing: the now. The past and the future could be considered dreams, if only they were as real. At least a dream is in the now.

“When people say they don’t read, I always wonder if they don’t because they can…”

“I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked …”

“A half-truth is 90% of the story. The other 10% is tithed to God.”

“Question for your life: If your face looked like your ass, and I’m not implying…”