Life is short. But so are midgets.

“The best part about love is it’ll still be around long after I’m dead. That’s a…”

“He’s like my best friend. And I say that only because I have no real friends, a…”

“His last name was Chew, and I didn’t care if he was Asian, I still screamed, “N…”

“Do not stick your dick in your car’s exhaust pipe. Instead, fuck your neighbor’…”