Life seems so am/pm. But really it’s not as balanced as all that.

“A blanket could be used to store valuable information that will keep future gen…”

“I’m nothing. I’m just a humble man in a bumblebee costume trying to pollinate w…”

“I can read people like an open book, especially if their named Braille, and I’m…”

“I made love with a cute woman yesterday. I would have made love with a gorgeous…”