Life would be much simpler if men could fuck themselves, don't you agree?

“That night the wind was howling almost like a wolf and there were some real wol…”

“De los lugares duros nacen los hombres duros, y los hombres duros dominan el mu…”

“There's nothing half so mortal as a grey goose feather.”

“Con dos ojos puedes verme la cara. Con tres podrías verme el corazón. Con dos p…”