Life’s like brown sugar sprinkled on shit. Sure it tastes great, if you don’t mind the smell.

“Smiling is the way the soul says hello. Obviously a frown means goodbye. Is the…”

“I make love sensually, and without the aid of a fancy recipe. I just open the b…”

“Love has a glow, like a neon light having sex with a pack of hi-lighters, only …”

“There are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haug…”