Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.

“If my name were Ouch, it would pain me to introduce myself. As it is now, I onl…”

“I’d like to assess all the asses on the beach. By hand. I should try to get a s…”

“Earwax is nothing more than sound boogers. I’m too congested to hear anything b…”

“Is a one foot by one foot piece of cloth a blanket? What about if you rotate it…”