Like eggs, I’m scrambling to get ahead in this economic depression.

“If I could change one thing about myself, I’d pick a new nose, because I’m tire…”

“A brick could be analyzed in the lab, broken down into olfactory components, an…”

“I’m going to go up on my way down. I’m just a sideways sort of person.”

“Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a conce…”