Like ice, this economy is more fluid than ever. Thanks, Washington, DC!

“Both sexes have assholes, and both sexes have nipples. Yet only asshole is a ge…”

“I wish all the lobbyists on K Street would drown in alphabet soup.”

“I’ve wrestled an alligator before. It wasn’t alive, but I still pinned it down.…”

“I’m sure you could win with a design that I’d cast off as trash. Such is the cu…”