Like my grandpa, who dropped out of school to farm, I have a 4th grade education. Of course, I have a college degree, too. Both require the same reading level.

“I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and …”

“I eat overcast skies for breakfast, because sunlight isn’t filling enough. As a…”

“With the economic depression and unemployment at record levels, at least I have…”

“A blanket could be used to teach geography to a sleeping man. Better do it quic…”