Like the Grand Canyon, I care deeply. Hop on a donkey and you’ll see how deeply I love you!

“She’s not showing any interest in me and she looks like she doesn’t want to be …”

“A cat purring on your lap while you sip hot tea, is there anything better? Oh, …”

“A brick could be placed in an empty circular room, so that when you tell a dunc…”

“With his spiked brown hair, he would have looked like a porcupine if he wasn’t …”