Loneliness is the unloneliest feeling in the world, as everyone has experienced it.

“People ask me all the time, “Jarod, how come you are so much more romantic than…”

“I invented an invisible machine to help you get to sleep. It only works after y…”

“I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored…”

“I think a funny picture would have a caption that read, “Believe in yourself,” …”