Lost dog. Looks like a chicken. If found, do not attempt to feed it scrambled eggs for breakfast. You’ll offend it just like I did, and it will run away.

“Sure, I have nice shoes. They’re in my closet, collecting a patina of dust. My …”

“When someone asks me if I was born in a barn, I always give them a long face. A…”

“I’d scale the tallest tree, just to surreptitiously watch you sunbathe naked. S…”

“I gathered my courage like nuts and berries, I cautiously approached her, I wai…”