Love doesn’t spend its time watering your plants. But it might bubblegum swank monkey mouth with you—twice.

“I’ll take away your disillusionment, and replace it with an illusion.”

“A brick could be used to sell war to the peacemongers. The trick is to sell war…”

“Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one wom…”

“If a woman named Ms. Silver won a gold medal, she’d probably be a little disapp…”