Love equals 9X+1Y-4Z, with XYZ representing whatever.

“A cake for all is not a celebration of one. Cupcakes are the ultimate birthday …”

“He’s like my best friend. And I say that only because I have no real friends, a…”

“A condom prevents life. A gun takes life. Would a condom over the barrel of a g…”

“I have three sets of humor. One I keep in a bag of salt, because it’s the dry o…”