Love has a glow, like a neon light having sex with a pack of hi-lighters, only not quite as quaint.

“My ears are as blind as my eyes are deaf. But my nose, it can see the truth, ex…”

“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “…”

“If my name were Entist, I’d probably be a dentist. If my name were Dennis, I’d …”

“The name’s David Davidson, and I am not my own son. I’m also not my own father,…”