Love has already put on its pants by the time you realize your diaper needs to be changed.

“Coupons are easy to counterfeit, so why not make a bunch of one dollar off coup…”

“A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover…”

“I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking…”

“I watch silent movies on mute. But only for the dialogue.”