Love is a bridge between your future and mine. A bridge constructed entirely out of trust, honesty, and in our case, wooden planks.

“I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in …”

“Who needs a thermometer? That’s what my nipples are for.”

“I am upset. I have reservations about dinner for two at 8:00. I have reservatio…”

“A pack of people came to see me. I say a pack because they were werewolves.”