Love is a peaceful feeling, like a flower hugging a butterfly.

“I prefer long-distance relationships. If we were dating, would you be offended …”

“The Nile crashed in the Amazon while being piloted by Miss Ississippi.”

“I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking…”

“Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner …”