Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar mustache I can borrow?

“I could do more pull-ups with a midget on my back, than a midget could do with …”

“Thirty three thousand, three hundred and thirty three things. That’s all I need…”

“More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the las…”

“Price per man has shot up, because so many men were shot up that we need many m…”