Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar mustache I can borrow?

“A brick could be used to stop a train. But I’ve got a better way to stop a spee…”

“I’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’…”

“My name is spelled “Spelled,” but it’s pronounced “Pronounced.”

“I collect things that collect dust. Like dust jackets. Despite no fingerprints …”