Love is all around. I don’t need your leftovers, ma’am. Not unless you’re offering meatloaf.

“I’m in like Flynn, as the saying goes. But why is it going? It just got here.”

“If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only no…”

“Chop off my erection. That way you don’t have to go battery-operated penis shop…”

“A brick could be used to change the channel on a TV. Or at least turn it off—pe…”