Love is as iffy as Kipling.

“The closest my penis has come to my sexy coworker’s vagina, is piss splatters o…”

“A blanket of self-regulated trust on a bed of deceit. 
”

“It’s your ass on the line. Grab it thinly.”

“I have three sets of humor. One I keep in a bag of salt, because it’s the dry o…”