Love is as old as time, though it is considerably more difficult to stuff inside a watch.

“If I could capture the rays of the sun in a can, I'd paint a canvas with it and…”

“I’m a man who wears many hats. Some of them are furry.”

“My bed’s as big as a medium-sized apartment in New York City. And my erection i…”

“I would let you ride shotgun, but first I’ll need to reload.”