Love is for suckers, sweetheart.

“Then I flip Kate the finger. Immature, I know, but apparently we’re now both fu…”

“I want you to move in here with me. I want to fall asleep with your hair in my …”

“Whatever. I didn’t throw beer on you just because you forgot to say thank you. …”

“Maybe you’ll understand my point of view if I put it this way. You brush your t…”