Love is like a buffalo with butterfly wings, and I’m just the humble man in the jetpack trying to shoot it down with a bow and arrow.


“My body had some sort of reaction to my erection, and the only thing I could th…”

“I would never date Austin. Not that it’s gay, but it’s simply too densely popul…”

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed ador…”

“Today I found yet more evidence that I’m a lunatic. The proof came in a package…”