Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast.

“I’m going to Australia. But first I’ve got to put on my swimming suit and stret…”

“My sword can cut through butter like water. Likewise, my tongue can cut through…”

“Love isn’t measured in feet and miles, it’s measured in hands and hands on. (Ye…”

“Her shoes were so pink that if she stepped in bubblegum, nobody would be able t…”