Love is patient and love is kind. Damn! Why’d it have to be the two qualities I wasn’t born with?

“Education will only take you so far. To go even further, I’d recommend getting …”

“I’ll trade you one dollar for five dollars. What, is my money no good here?”

“I’d rather have a high EQ than a high IQ. After all, what is more important tha…”

“A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to inc…”