Love is something to be cherished, like the toy at the bottom of a box of cereal. And just as a warning, my love is rather soggy, because I pour my milk directly into the cereal box.


“Don’t tell me to watch my step, because I’m like a staircase—so can you be more…”

“Her name is Today. I told her I’d call her tomorrow. That was yesterday. I’m co…”

“It’s been said that you make as much money as the average income of your five c…”

“A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, to cover up illicit brick deals done u…”