Love is the sound of footsteps behind you in a dark hallway. Why does it seem like I’m walking on grass, rather than carpet?

“A blanket could be bunched up and used as a seat cushion. But I’d rather cut of…”

“I’m too conceited to concede defeat to my clone.”

“I don't play basketball, but if I did, I wouldn't.”

“A brick could be used to represent no, and a blanket could be used to represent…”