Love is when you love someone’s spirit as much as their body, even if their spirit has departed and their body is buried wherever you hid it.

“My name is Mr. Murderedscott. But if you want to know what happened to Scott, I…”

“I fell in love, but she wasn’t there to pick me up. So I took a taxi.”

“My life motto: My brakes are broke, but luckily my gas pedal works just fine.
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“At first sign of crisis, the ignorant don’t panic because they don’t know what’…”