Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory.

“I’m so smart that I make everyone around me smarter. I do this by being dumber …”

“I am upset. I have reservations about dinner for two at 8:00. I have reservatio…”

“The days float on like a feather in the wind, but at the end of the week, I’m s…”

“A brick could be used to help America make money. Trust me, this is smarter tha…”