Love reminds me of when I was six and had a pet goldfish named “Silverbird” that I carried around the house, petting it like a cat. Needless to say it died. So I ate it.

“A brick could be used to stop war. Logically, a non-brick could be used to star…”

“In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical.”

“The living have love for the dead, but the dead have no love for the living. I …”

“One Mormon can do the job of many more men. I should know, because I was born i…”