Love should be unconditional, while hair should be conditioned. Air should also be conditioned, and worn in place of hairnets.

“Sometimes I get depressed about my age. In March I’ll be 26. If man weren’t mea…”

“I don't like questions at all if they are anything like how I like my mashed po…”

“My name is Ron G. Am I wrong?”

“I’m winning over fans every day. They’re not my fans, but at least they’re losi…”